top of page

Alpacalypse OMG!


My Sephardic Jewish Lutheran Man
I am a good Catholic girl. I am sure many would disagree. But I identify as a Catholic. My boyfriend is a Sephardic Jew. But not too many...

Queen Serenity
Jan 2, 20213 min read
0 comments


The Glorious Cake II
This is me. I Am The Messiah. Which means I Am the second coming. And this is my story! Okay, I wouldn't possibly be able to write my...

Queen Serenity
Dec 9, 20202 min read
0 comments


The Glorious Cake
Oh happy day, God says. Why does he say that? I guess my Papa has his reasons. This is me, btw. I Am The Messiah. That is a true story -...

Queen Serenity
Dec 9, 20201 min read
0 comments


Brother Jesus and Sister Christ
My Norwegian website is named JesusOgKristus.com, and the title means 'Jesus and Christ'. Because there are two of Us. My Brother was...

Queen Serenity
Nov 22, 20203 min read
0 comments


I am The Messiah - deal with it
I made a fb post just now. I will copy it and share it on my mighty and holy Blog. I wrote this: "I feel handicapped if God won't tell me...

Queen Serenity
Nov 4, 20203 min read
0 comments


Choose me for your guru
This chat message I sent to one of my Norwegian friends, in the initial phases of this agonizing and terrifying 'we are giving the...

Queen Serenity
Oct 17, 20202 min read
0 comments


I'm carrying a cross, and my Bro is sick and tired of hearing me complain
...because his cross would be his death, many many years ago..... I would never joke about my Brother's yoke. But I am way way stronger...

Queen Serenity
Oct 4, 20203 min read
0 comments


Trying to save the world on fakebook
I am so angry it hurts. This means I am unable to write anything that makes sense. That is why this post will be a post with a few of my...

Queen Serenity
Sep 24, 20203 min read
0 comments


Entropic worlds kill their messiahs
Messiah: He Knows God Messiah: I wouldn't know God if it was not for him Messiah: He is having difficulties with God's fans, with...

Queen Serenity
Sep 12, 20202 min read
0 comments


I would never joke about my Brother's yoke (and this is NOT my idea of fun!!)
...umm. I may have made this headline on August 11th, and then this was simply just saved in my drafts folder on this blog editor. I need...

Queen Serenity
Sep 6, 20203 min read
0 comments


You're the God of miricles
Today is my boyfriend's birthday. And because I am not Enrique Manual Sanchez's biological father, I try giving him something for his...

Queen Serenity
Sep 4, 20202 min read
0 comments


Your Savior Goddess is here!
...and it is not in any possible way Akiane Kramarik. Sure, that girl is cute and all. She may be talented as heck. And to tell you the...

Queen Serenity
Aug 30, 20204 min read
0 comments


I am the Antipope
...but in fact, that's not really me. I am simply madly in love with him. And that's a quite difficult situation. Since I am engaged to...

Queen Serenity
Aug 20, 20202 min read
0 comments


Who is Caliope Isabel
And why is she very insistingly claiming that Donald's Rump is the antichrist? Why is she calling him 'FührerPotus' and 'OrangeHitler' in...

Queen Serenity
Aug 7, 20203 min read
0 comments


My Brother is *not* Jesus
Nonetheless he has this to say: He is very sweet and I love him to death but I really don't want to die. That is why I can't be open...

Queen Serenity
Jul 21, 20201 min read
0 comments


Crash course in mindful meditation
Hello my lovely friends. It seems the reason no one knows about this website, is that not everyone are supposed to know about it. It's...

Queen Serenity
Jul 21, 20201 min read
0 comments


The World Is Ending :)
My Mom did something bad. Something that made me question everything I know. Everything God tells me. Everything that even keeps me...

Queen Serenity
Jul 19, 202011 min read
0 comments


The virus is your 'shepherds'
We Are The Good Shepherds 👍👌🙏

Queen Serenity
Jul 13, 20201 min read
0 comments


Trump is the effing antichrist!!!!
Many, many years ago, I had a dream about This Time; #CoronationTime 👑 I had just had my Awakening, and I thought world would end soon....

Queen Serenity
Jul 13, 20202 min read


We Are your Godz
Hello. I am listening to one of my favorite songs amongst all my favorites. The last part of the song goes like this: "King Jesus, you...

Queen Serenity
Jul 10, 20204 min read
0 comments
bottom of page