Apocalypse Survival Illustrated

Conflict
The battle that goes on around us is one thing, but any effort to win it is futile if you don't silence the roars of Satan in your head, and learn to listen to the subtle and soft whispers from God in your heart. Win that battle, and the rest will be a walk in the park. Sort of ;)

Sanctuary
The Apocalypse will invite you to think terrifying thoughts. That's natural, with all the terrible things you learn about, and even experience yourself. You do well in ignoring the storm that is going on both within you and around you. By seeking the Sanctuary of your heart, you may actually be able to not just calm the storm around you, but also make your surroundings much nicer :)

Left Behind
If you are able to silence the roars of Satan disguised as thoughts, you might be rewarded with Cake. This means that you get to be in a romantic and intimate relationship with your Twin Flame. You also get to be part of God's consciousness, and you get superpowers. Cake is really nice - you should work hard to deserve it :) :) :)