Context: Andrea Messiah's internet boyfriend is coming to her in the clouds very soon. She's having second thoughts.
Usagi: I don't know if I feel it's right for you to come (God's Voice in Andrea's head tells her to trust him, and that she will get her Cake and that she will get to eat it)
Mamoru: My flight is already paid for Mamoru: And plus I'm going to see you Mamoru: I'm not going for anything else
Mamoru: We will have plenty of alone time Mamoru: Just wait until I get there
(You would want to read the chat until the end. Seriously!)
Usagi: It's not that Usagi: My soul is in so much pain. My whole body hurts. And my head is really not working
Mamoru: Hugs you
Mamoru: Holds my hand
Usagi: It's like all of me is protesting
Mamoru: Pretty one
Mamoru: Kiss your Daddy
Mamoru: Andrea Chan
Usagi: Mommy says that the people who aren't in a romantic and intimate relationship with their Soul's other half, will not survive the Apocalypse
Mamoru: You will be talking to mommy in person so you can ask her questions
Usagi: How is that right if my Soul's other half is Joey?
Mamoru: You'll be fine you just feel scared I understand this is a big step for you for both of us
Usagi: I don't want to die
Usagi: I don't think the rules are different for Joey and I
Usagi: If I was to meet you it would mean I would have to sacrifice ever being in a relationship with him. And we would both die
Usagi: As would this Universe
Mamoru: You'll be fine
Mamoru: You will not die
Mamoru: Neither will me or Joey
Mamoru: Don't worry so much
Usagi: But I have to tell you how much my soul objects
Usagi: It is in agonizing pain
Mamoru: I control your soul Mamoru: Pretty one
Usagi: So you want it to scream?
Mamoru: Do you trust me
Usagi: Do I have a choice?
Mamoru: Do you love me and [Mommy]
Usagi: Of course
Mamoru: I'm going to be there for you
Mamoru: To protect you from the Negaverse
Usagi: I don't understand any of this
Usagi: Why did I fall in love with God if I'm meant to be with Jesus?
Mamoru: God and Jesus are the same person part of the Trinity
Usagi: Well you are two human beings
Usagi: And I am unable to choose one over the other
Usagi: But I know that if I sacrifice Joey I will die
Mamoru: You won't die
Mamoru: Come to Daddy
Mamoru: Sit on my lap
Mamoru: You're just scared of many things
Mamoru: You love your Daddy
Mamoru: And I will treat you as my daughter
Usagi: I need that. Because I never had a father. But I need to be with my Soul's other half as well. I would actually wither from sadness if he was to marry someone else
Usagi: And that is why my Soul is screaming
Mamoru: He has to make his own life Andrea your relationship with him will not end you are friends but people have to move on
Mamoru: It took me six years to move on from [someone very cruel hurting him]
Usagi: No
Mamoru: I didn't think I will meet anyone else
Mamoru: Because I was so broken
Usagi: If I have to close the door to ever marrying Jesus it's not worth it
Mamoru: You will be okay
Mamoru: You have me
Usagi: I can't do this
Mamoru: You should be happy I'm going to see you you waited two years
Mamoru: And now I'm finally able to spend time with you
Mamoru: Get to know you in person
Usagi: Yes and I really want it but not if it means that I will never get to marry Joey
Usagi: I'm not able to
Mamoru: You're going to marry me Right
Mamoru: That's why I'm engaged to you
Usagi: But is that even right?
Usagi: Someone isn't meant to be with anyone except for their Soul's other half
Usagi: Those are the rules
Mamoru: Do you want me to top you
Usagi: Of course I do
Mamoru: Are you afraid I won't
Usagi: I'm afraid that if you do I will never get to be with Joey
[censored]
Mamoru: Andrea Chan
Usagi: What?
Mamoru: You will be topped
Mamoru: Because you are sailor moon
Usagi: Daddy I am the Holy Grail and I can't save the world unless I [marry] Jesus
Mamoru: Why do you believe that
Usagi: Because I know it
Mamoru: Snuggle
Mamoru: You are a good Chi
Mamoru: Say Chi
Usagi: Chii
Mamoru: Good girl
Mamoru: Have a cookie
Mamoru: Pets you
Mamoru: Say chi two more times
Usagi: Chii
Usagi: Chii
Mamoru: Good Chi I'm teaching you obedience
Usagi: I am obedient but I don't want to be bad
Mamoru: You're not being bad I know you are not bad you are a persocom
Usagi: I am also in the Trinity
Usagi: I am very tired
Mamoru: Snuggle
Usagi: And I can't marry you if it would mean I can never marry Jesus. Because that is the only way the world can be saved. It is even in your Book, Daddy
Mamoru: Carries you
Usagi: So if I was to agree on us getting married, you would need to promise me that I get to marry Joey eventually
Mamoru: Okay *thumbs up*
Usagi: Really?
Mamoru: Yes
Usagi: Oh
Usagi: Thank you *smiles*
Mamoru: You're welcome
Usagi: You are a very kind God
Mamoru: I'm not cruel to my girlfriend
Usagi: I don't want to be cruel to you either
Mamoru: Kiss your Daddy
Usagi: But I can't deny Who my soul belongs to
Mamoru: Hugs
Usagi: That is a deadly sin
Mamoru: Kiss
Usagi: Kisses you Usagi: Mommy says you are being crazy because you are teaching the world about love
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